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Fedde Le Grand


Thanks to Krystal's blog, i've been addicted to this song. 
And heck its freaking orgasmic. 

*lalalala..love sex n magic..*

i think Justin Timberlake  is sexy :D 

Anyhooha,

I met up with my old man yesterday in Bangsar Village for lunch [and the first thing he said to me-again : "WA! You so fat!! your leg so big, your pants so tight!!"-i jus wanted to punch him in the face. *snort*] but in the end we did not have lunch as he was not feeling hungry and i already had gastric because i had to wait until he finished work which was around 3-ish. So he asked me several questions over a a quick tea session. here's how it went. 

My old man : Why you so fat!? what you eat!?

me : I eat mamak food...pasta..
*actually i dont eat junk. i been whacking alot of pasta + meat to gain some weight-to grow boobies and also more fesh on the upper body but, now im building muscles and also have Fat mass so i have not fully burnt it all off yet. end of the month! mch! you wait!* 

My old man : You taking the birth control pill !? Donch take it ah i tell you! stop it!

me : who said anything about pills??? i only eat food. not drugs too. what the hell? 

My old man : you so fat! You look like 70kgs! 

me : i'm only 57kgs now. i was 58.5kgs few days ago. 

My old man : WHAT!? no no no! thats too heavy for a woman! 

me : im under training..

My old man : So how is school? you go to clubbing ah? Dont play so much oh i tell you. Nowadays all those guy cannot be trusted! 

me : yes i know. i don't go clubbing. i don;t drink. i don;t smoke. i stay home. i sleep. i eat. i work out. and school is fine. i start back on monday~ 

My old man : wah. Don't go any fatter! not nice! 

me : I AM NOT FAT! i am just ROUND and CHUBBY. and chubby is cute. -_-

My old man : nonono. i call you fei porh now! 

me : -_________- 

and it continues for another few minutes then the old man wanted to go shopping at FOS. Muahaha and i got him to uy me 3 pairs of new shorts. *wheee* 

then we both headed our seperate ways. 

And last night, the boyfriend & i did not know what to do/eat for dinner. 
I was at first bored like fuck because he was hogging the laptop to watch his chinese talk shows-to release his stress as his clients kept cancelling appointments *teman the poor boy lor*, and so i had nothing better to do but to readddd. 

Then both of us felt hungry, and i just kept saying "im bored!" every 5 minutes or so and i was in the mood to eat "dai chow". Then came the discussion between me and the boy of what to eat. Which took us almost an hour to decide. -_-" 

In the mean time he called 2 of his buddies to see if they were available to go out and have dinner. Then he tried another friend that we both know, and there was no luck as none of them were free. Kesian. 

So both of us agreed to have corn-soup + pasta + meat chunks + eggs for dinner. 
*we don't usually eat like this but because there was no gas left..we had to use the rice cooker to cook soup!*  

After preparing the ingredients for the corn soup-the boy chucked everything in the rice cooker and left it to boil. 
Several minutes later the rice cooker decided to turn off by itself and that gave the poor boyfriend a sexy stressful moment-few swear words and naggings later the rice cooker manged to switch itself back to "rice cooking" mode. *yay*

Well in the meantime both of us went back upstairs while waitng for it but after 20 minutes the power went out. It's like we were being punished for no reason. wtfwtfwtf. 
Anyway in the process of being bored + hungry like shit in the dark..both of us trotted back to the kitchen and realised that the soup had overflowed into the rice cooker's plug that caused the house to have a blackout. tsk tsk.

All in all we managed to eat and things turned out fine.

kthxandbyer! 

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